The Lotuscast

Rachael Madori

A Rachael Madori Pizza joined us live via skype and we debated the merits of Good Burger the movie. Dave celebrated a birthday (we assume) and MMMMchelle joined us in studio. Matt decided to spoil the ending of Outlander, despite other people saying they might watch it. We talked about the 17 year old kid who took naked pictures of himself, but is now facing child porn charges for his own pictures. Adam searched for the definition of pornography which was about as confusing as regular pornography. Dave found it impossible that Roman had never taken a photo of his penis, let alone sent it to people on the internet. We also discussed the particulars of Matt's plan to nurse Dave from his nipple. Rachael Madori called in dressed like a pizza. As a native Brooklyn-ite, she hates the pizza situation in LA, so is instead dressing as her own pizza. Rachael is busy shooting new scenes - including a girl/girl and threesome movie for New Sensations. Rachael is also upset about the documentary "Hot Girls Wanted", and says her experience in porn is much different and safer. MMMchelle won't show her yabbos to just anyone, but Rachael doesn't mind. Harvey's Headlines started with how a 18-Year-Old Model Tries Blackmailing Jaromir Jagr With Post-Coitus Selfie, however nobody seemed to know who he was. Presidential Hopefully Dr. Ben Carson Says Muslim Faith Be Disqualified From Presidency, Teens In Washington Charged With Felony For Pot Possession Despite Adult Legality, and Doritos are experimenting with being gay. You can find Rachael Madori on Twitter (@RachaelMadori), Instagram (@RachaelMadori) and on her website www.itsrachaelmadori.com You can download this week's episode on iTunes, Stitcher, and here:

Hypothetical Situations

We started this week's show with the revelation that Matt eats peanuts whole - shell and all. To draw attention back to himself, Roman tries and fails again to convince anyone that running outside is a good thing. You were out of the loop if you didn't here about Clock kid. Charles, in his most animated performance on the show, sides with the police officers and says the kid came into the school with a fake bomb to cause a scene and to make a point, when most of America says he was racial profiled. Dave believes there is no way he would ever take a piss (drug) test, even for $100,000. Matt pitches Dave his new idea - Dave would be suckling milk from Matt's breast and then getting swaddled (swindled) like a baby. A 13 Year old was charged with assault for kissing a 14 Year old girl, and a Whattaburger in Texas denied police service, forcing them to eat at Dairy Queen instead. Brian Murphy came by from the Open Mic Night at the Medway Lotus, and performed two songs for us in studio. Check out his band, Otis and the Blackcoats on Facebook. Harvey's Headlines brought us news of the crane collapse in Mecca, replete with horrifying video. A church sued a strip club over their topless protests of the church, someone has volunteered to be the first Human Head Transplant, and a Robot Ethicist wants sex with robots banned. In Star Trek Related News, Jennifer Lien who plays Kes on Star Trek Voyager, decided to show her boobies to some kids and got arrested. You can download this episode on iTunes, Stitcher, and here:

Mike Holmes

Comedian Mike Holmes came in studio this week and yenta'd on with us about the Kim Davis saga, the Nicole Arbour controversy, and this was our premiere week on Periscope. Matt gave us his opinion on Narcos on Netflix (you should watch it). We moved next into the Kim Davis reality show, the Kentucky clerk who refuses to issue marriage licenses to gay couples and was recently released from prison for contempt of court. She even drew presidential candidate Mike Huckabee to her release day, who attempted to emulate human emotions in a bid to win crowd support. Mike Holmes told us his upcoming schedule which you can find at his website. Mike will appear at the Rogue Island Comedy Festival, which you can also help fund on their Kickstarter page. We watched comedian Nicole Arbour's video, Dear Fat People which is supposed to fat shame people into losing weight. This of course was met with backlash from our society's greatest fat people, including the star of My Big Fat Fabulous Life - Whitney Way Thore. We made it through her response video where we learned acceptance about being fat and enjoying fast food. Harvey's Headlines brought us the news about Wes Craven's death, the Superbad stunt by a Millis MA police officer, and Elon Musk wants to nuke Mars. A Mexican man has a 19" penis, Universal made $1B in movies this year, and a Canadian Parliament candidate dropped out because a video of him pissing in a mug surfaced. You can find Mike Holmes at his website www.mikeisfun.com, on Twitter @mikeisfun, and on Instagram @mikeisfun You can listen this episode on iTunes, Stitcher, or here:

Robert Kelly and Jay Burns

While Matt was looking for some clarity about eating and sucking on Moby Dick, Robert Kelly from Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll called in. Robert Kelly talks about his dream of Indian (Native American) girls and delves into his food addiction. Everybody tells their favorite orders at fast food restaurants and Robert says his favorite is In and Out Burger - a double double with fries and a shake. Robert describes his weight difference between his first appearance and the second episode on Sex Drugs and Rock and Roll and getting to eat food as improv on TV. Check out Robert's special, Robert Kelly Live, for $5 on right on his website. Jay Burns talks changing the color of your poops with us. We discuss more fast food items to eat with Jay, and everyone describes how they hide their large food orders from judgmental fast food employees. Jay tells us about his Chaturbate flirtation, where he was a porn star for a bit. He told us his tricks for dealing with hecklers, and announced that he is starting his own horror movie podcast, called It Came from Another Podcast. The last hour we ran with one Harvey's Headline - the live TV shooting of WDBJ reporters Adam Ward and Allison Parker by Vester Flannagan. We watched the videos Vester posted to Facebook of him committing murder, and wonder if we are desensitized to these videos at this point. You can find Jay Burns on Twitter and Instagram and check out Robert Kelly's website, Twitter, and Instagram. You can listen to the episode on iTunes, Stitcher, and here:

Allie Haze

This past week we went to a Murder Mystery Dinner, where Joe gave a stirring performance as Teddy Roosevelt. Matt went to see Straight Outta Compton, and Charles has only been to two concerts in his life. Limp Bizkit and Third Eye Blind. Allie Haze called in via skype and chit chatted while we performed Tech Support so that she could watch us live and type in our chat. She talked about her upcoming tour, and starring in X-Men porn parodies. Allie tried some dirty talking roleplaying with Teddy Roosevelt, and turned down Roman's middle school attempts to flirt with her. Dave talked the death of Batgirl and Batman for Harvey's Headlines. Deez Nuts is polling 9% as a presidential candidate in North Carolina. Some parents were told to keep their autistic son in check or get suspended, while Russia bans all "Speak-Cheesies" by busting a $30 Million Cheese ring. We learned about White Feminism, while discovering our own cisgenders. Finally, you can watch a little girl get kicked by a mini-horse. You can find Allie Haze on Twitter - @alliehaze, Instagram - @itsAllieHaze, and her website - www.alliehaze.com.

Monkey Knife Fight And Robbie Rist

Monkey Knife Fight joins in studio! They provide a very powerful performance! www.facebook.com/mkfmusic @mkf_music Robbie Rist calls in and we talk with about his podcast as well as his long career in acting. Robbie Rist @trash24713 www.thespoonradio.com

RIP Jon Daily Show

Tonight Tom Larney joins us! He plays in a band called The Cowpunks. Joe talks about Hitchbot and we make fun of him for it. www.facebook.com/thecowpunks @xtomrulesx

Joey Anxiety Nuts

Robbie Rist was supposed to call in but there was a last minute issue. We talk Hulk Hogan, Tom Brady and Joe's anxiety. Enjoy!

Blindspot

We are live with Blindspot in studio! We recap our 48hr Film weekend, Matt rants about being fat again and much more! www.facebook.com/blindspot1 @blindspot_music

El Chapo

David Langill joins us! We talk about El Chapo, Slave Leia action figure, San Diego Comic Con and much more! www.deadbounty.com